Pharr, TX

Texan quote-of-the-day toss up:

"It was so coooold this morning! I had to put on an undershirt."

and

"Where are you going today with that big smile?"

Even U.S. border control agents can be creepers.

Other facts I learned about border control:
- Many ride terrible mountain bikes whose seats, from the look of it, cannot be adjusted.
- They keep track of the amounts of confiscated drugs (in pounds) and humans (in humans).